I Like School, It’s a Good Way to Kill Time Between Weekends
There is this apartment building across the street and a little south from my house. When I stand on my front porch I can see directly into the living room of the 1st Floor unit that’s on the southwest side.
Lately I’ve become super intrigued because it seems that the person who resides there is my television soulmate.
If I hop out for a cigarette during 30 Rock, they’re watching it as well. Paying for a pizza while the Cubs are on? I don’t have to miss a single second of Neal Cotts walking the bases loaded. And it even seems like our DVR schedules are in-synch as I noticed them watching Fringe hours after it’s airtime last Tuesday as well.
So I’m really curious about who lives there and what they’re like.
The only time I’ve ever noticed someone coming in or out of the building since my realization was last Sunday, during the grueling deatmatch of Your Car/My Car that Rachel and I were playing as we drank a couple High Lifes.
And let’s just say that guy seemed a little more interested in Sheer Genius or Project Runway, if you catch my vague insinuation of homosexuality.
Anyways, I just think it’s cool and kind of interesting.
Outside of that…
I personally think that Jimmy Fallon is about as funny as watching someone else’s grandparents have sex, but obviously someone at his show knows what the fuck they’re doing.
I hope he pulls it off.
