The Thursday Fivespot
It’s Thursday, so that means The Fivespot. It is absolutely gorgeous outside right now and Spiderman 3 is doing very little toward aiding in the distraction of Willis, so let’s get right to it.
Top 5 Awesome T-Shirts Available On TopatoCo.Com:
5. America Okay Sometimes Shirt
What better way to lazily and half-heartedly support your country than with this t-shirt? Whether you’re at a 4th of July BBQ or traveling through our southern states in search of fireworks, cheap cigarettes and a 14 year-old wife, it is the perfect addition to any outfit when you’re feeling kind of, sort of, semi-patriotic-ish.
I once spent a summer working on a Mongolian Unicorn Farm and let me tell you, their poop is no laughing matter. So maybe that’s why I appreciate this shirt so much? Actually I just really like the color scheme and it kind of reminds me of this Minus the Bear shirt I used to have. Note that it also is available in smallers sizes, ladies.
100% self explanatory.
The only reason that this shirt checks in at number two is that I would feel like I was stepping on Mark’s toes if I were to purchase it for myself (seeing as he already owns it, as stated in yesterday’s post). What makes it (aside from the fucking gorilla high fiving the fucking shark!) is the Nice. I think if they use any other word the shirt isn’t nearly as funny. Well played, sirs.
Who isn’t familiar with the age old battle between werewolves and unicorns that kicks off at exactly midnight during every other full moon? Probably most of y’all. Being a season ticket holder myself I’m glad that they finally mass produced a t-shirt to help give this inter-species onslaught the attention it so richly deserves.
So check out the site out. It’s really cool and they have a ton of other stuff besides just t-shirts (they actually sell a lot of the Brandon Bird prints as well).
See you tomorrow, nerds.
