No Time For Love, Dr. Jones
I wish I had one of those dogs that would patiently run along next to you while you ride your bike (kind of like this one). I would totally take Willis to the lake today, maybe pick up a Paul Feig book and a sandwich on the way and just sit by the water and read for a few hours.
Knowing him though it would take about eight seconds for him to somehow get his head stuck in-between the spokes.
So instead maybe I’ll just make a sandwich. Try and finish reading my Joe Meno book and take Willis over to the parkways in the boulevard so he can try to eat birds, watch cars and chase all of the kids skateboarding.
I’ll break you guys off a little piece before I head out though.
They actually created the website from last night’s episode of 30 Rock. The fact they will take the joke that far is just even more proof that it really is the smartest show on TV.
If you think you are having a bad day/week, here’s a little comparison to set you straight.
Melby showed me this website yesterday and I think it’s safe to say it’s what we’ve all wanted, nay, needed for quite some time: Look At This Fucking Hipster. Your days are numbered, trust fund kids.
And finally, look at this fucking squirrel video. Anyone who hangs out with me on a regular basis knows I don’t really laugh out loud a lot. It takes something extremely funny to make me. The first time I saw this video I was almost crying. Crying. From laughter. Why? I couldn’t really tell you. But this just might be my favorite viral video of all-time and I really can’t believe it’s taken me this long to post it.
